Jared The Brave


Jared went to space. God Speed Jared. 


...A person with a certain accumulation of money that they are then named as a Billionaire before their name is mentioned! Hence, The Billionaire Jared Isaacman! 

 

Mr. Jared has completed the first ever private spacewalk. In essence, Jared has paid money to go in to space and look at earth from the vacuum. 

This is an endeavour that was not available to everyone on earth. Jared has the money to finance his tourism. There should not be a soul who believes this to be an issue. Live within your means and try not to use credit to go into orbit etc.

 

Jared is certainly brave and a hero. 

 

An icon. 

 

A person who understands the power of words and the struggles of an estimated 700 million earthlings who live on less that £2 a day. 

Jared is the bastion of a social mirror. Highlighting how we earth-folks must all work to create what he saw from 400 miles above earth…

 

Hollywood, please heed this and make a Blockbuster that further portrays and delineates Jared’s empathy, self-awareness and heroism. I fear that my words are scant in relation to Jared's determination, endeavours and thoughtful explorations.

 

It only becomes very fucking funny when Jared said this (as he peered down at earth on his privately funded jaunt);

 

“Back home we have a lot of work to do, but from here Earth sure looks like a perfect world.”


Shit you not. Jared said this. 

 

Beyond parody. Beyond any reasoning. 


Jared! Thank you for this.


He is an icon and a hero.


...we must wait for an update from Jared on what work we must do to help him realise his perfect world

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